Readers of this blog will be aware that Mr Challice has been suffering from a rather embarrassing underpants ‘problem’ ever since he received a tongue lashing from Nigel Farage after failing to keep an eye on Roger Knapman and Piers Merchant.
I regret to say that despite receiving special treatment Mr Challice’s ‘problem’ has got worse. In fact it has now become so bad that Nigel Farage has placed an exclusion zone around Mr Challice and has warned all UKIPPERS to wear gas masks if they decide to visit UKIP HQ.
Nigel - ever the opportunist - has also decided to market an exclusive range of UKIP underwear in order to cash in on the current media interest surrounding Mr Challice’s ‘problem’. You can now purchase an exact replica of David’s pants ( here modeled by Paul Nuttall and Douglas Denny) for the princely sum of £9.99. All proceeds will - of course - go straight into Nigel’s wallet.