David Bannerman brings a whole new meaning to canvassing for votes!
Nigel 'borrows' £50,000 from Stuart Wheeler's donation to UKIP.
Nigel's new book is launched. It later sells over a 100 copies!
Nigel and Annabelle 'discuss' UKIP policy in the privacy of her hotel bedroom.
Nigel is told that John Stevens is likely to get more votes.
They Go Up, Tiddly, Up, Up.
They Go Down, Tiddly, Down, Down.
They Enchant All The Ladies And Steal All The Scenes
With their Up, Tiddly, Up, Up
And They're Down, Diddy, Down, Down.
Nigel suddenly takes a drop in the polls. Or was he hoisted by his own petard?
I say, old chap, do you think I will now get the sympathy vote?
And meanwhile in Suffolk ........ John West reacts badly to the news that Nigel Farage has survived the crash.