Nigel's EFD campaign plane finds a novel way to persuade Irish voters to say No to the EU
Some light relief!
In the first of a weekly series, the United Kingdom Independence Party’s Nigel Cabbage flies over the skies of an enslaved Europe to point out what’s going on …
“HARRUMPH! I’m Nigel Cabbage and I’m here in my plucky little British plane flying over an enslaved Europe so I can give you, the Great British Public, some idea of what’s going on over here. NUUUUURRRR! RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A!”
“TSK! Look at these bloody Belgians. It’s thanks to this lot that you, the Great British Public, can’t sit down to a Sunday roast without first filling in a form. The bloody country didn’t even exist a hundred years ago probably, and it’s a damned disgrace that they can lord it over our country which is hundreds and hundreds of years old. A disgrace! NUUUUUURRRRR! AK-AK-AK-AK-AK!”
“BAH! The bloody Frogs! While this lot do as they damn well please, they make sure that you, the Great British Public, tow the Euro-line by swamping you with endless rolls of red tape and bonkers Brussels bureaucracy! It’s alright for a Frog to eat a banana that’s bendier than a boomerang, apparently, but just you give it a try and they’ll have you up before the European Bloody Court of Human Bloody Rights! It’s a disgrace! NUUUUUURRRRRR! NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH!”
“ACHTUNG! YOU NAZI BASTARDS! SQUADRON OF SAUSAGE-MUNCHERS AT TWELVE O’CLOCK! NURRRRRRRRRRRRR! ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK! TAKE THAT, FRITZ! NURRRRRRRRRRRRR!”
Next week, Nigel flies his wee little plane over the skies of Ireland, Portugal and Greece.
To read the original version in glorious Nigel Cabbage 3D Vision: LINK